May 2013
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
“haha yeah” [i awkwardly chuckle pretending i know what you just said]
pansexualprincess:
if you’re a male human in my life then i’ve definitely spent some amount of time thinking about what your dick’s like so think about that for a second
ripstudwell:
blackromney:
ripstudwell:
im confused probably like 92% of the time
well what about the other 8 percent
huh?
“You are terrifying and strange and beautiful. Something not everyone knows how...”
– Warsan Shire (via fakeville)
Person: What state do you live in?
Me: Denial.
donkeykongcountry2:
“i dont care about looks”
LIAR
YOU’RE A LIAR
YOU ARE LYING
Anonymous asked: I love you!!
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aminamomina said: fuck that anon
once i had an anon tell me i looked like a soccer mom after i posted a selfie and that like ruined my whole day but this was funny
Anonymous asked: i dont think anyone would really fall in love with you
Anonymous asked: you're always sexually frustrated and it's hard to imagine you being in love because you're always down for the D with anyone who's cute.
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“My memory loves you; it asks about you all the time.”
– Jonathan Carroll (via larmoyante)
deerlicious:
thanks to tumblr i dont find a lot of things funny anymore literally the only kind of stuff i laugh at now are things like this
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friend: there's a life outside the internet
me: send me the link
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sandandglass:
My cellphone is basically just a clock sitting in my pocket because nobody contacts me
“I hope the exit is joyful and I hope never to return.”
– Frida Kahlo (via elleduzitwell)
“i like my body when it is with your
body. It is so quite a new thing.
Muscles...”
– e. e. cummings (via ryandonato)
dont judge me for things i did a few seconds ago ive changed since then
kawrying:
so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”
